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eyeballs deep in dog/cow dung
the worst day of my life? you could say that. only one word to describe it. horrid.
worst of all, we had to spend freekin 8hrs in this butthole place called sungei buloh, kranji. theres a crocodile farm near it la, with posters "crocodile meat for sale. call 9 sth sth" hahaha. ironic aint it. one side ya got conservation and the other ya got crocdile meat for sale. kinda funny if ya think bout it. hahahhahaha!! oh yeaa, yano the blardy bus stop was there, but since NO-ONE remembered to press the bell, 925 ended up makin a loopy loop and turning back. wth. we had to walk fer like 15min across that stupid bridgy thing whilst enduring SCORCHING weather and stupid truckloads of shit zooooming past us at crazy speeds every 5 mins. yes, REAL shit and you can only imagine the smell.
anyhows, fast fowarding to the air-con/lizard infested room in da reserve. randeep and carm were already makin the sign fer our group. MUDFLATS we were. haha. after much deliberation and rough drawing and painting[not only on paper but all over my hands, i wonder who didit huh? hint: yvonne], carm vonneee and me started makin the REAL sign while randeep explained wat "SAW" the movie was bout. hahaha. brilliant i must say but sicko la the guy! serious. youll be shocked and in awe. ahh. go watch! haha. hmmm. yes, our sign. we decided that the sole crab sitting right smack on the mudflats with "GO TAUFIK" in his speeach bobble would be funny. hahha. but guess wat? out tchr thot otherwise. haha! and YES, it was flatly rejected and the go taufik was to be coloured over and replaced wit a miserable "HI". for it was 'more' relevant [to the damn ass p sch kiddies]. haha. apparently after the lamination and all, the crayon kinda melted away and to our tchr's dismay the "GO TAUFIK" was clearer than ever. we had to redo it, BUT.. it was funny while it lasted! hahahhaa.
oh! yano people who work in canadian pizza are like how rude? they put ya on hold forever and refuse to talk to ya[ie: hang up] once they hear "Sungei Buloh". like wth rights? the other kiddies at the reserve were like eating macs which were promptly delivered to the reserve by 11 while we sat in the room lookin at the macs people carry box aftr box of macdonald's food stuff, drooling. hahaha. but all was solved after carm and randeep's complaints and we finally got to order our 8 pizzas and coke and wedges. hahaa.. which came only like 2 hrs later. kinda quick considering the god/people-forsaken area SB's located in. rubbish.
we also had to tread rocky roads and past smelly whammy ponds of algae and shit to the reforestation area. thats the SICKEST i tell ya, from like 200m away ya can smell ya stench of shit. and when ya dig the place up its even worse. since it was rainnign the daysss before the holes become waterlogged after ya dig, and ya gotta dig real deeep cos ya gtta fit the damn plant in. the digger would splash the shit water ard and everyone's legs would get shitted up. super gross. the bloody plants were like how heavy la! hahha. couldnt even lift it. so me and vonne did nothing cept watch and recover the place aftr the plant was planted in. hahahaa. wat gd fun tho since we were talking rubbish and making a mess of almost everything. there was this poor tree, cos we couldnt dig a deep enuff hole, ended up being only partially covered. we did good tho. ahaha. we made it look real real. like it was deep and stuff. haha. id bet itll die.
shitloads later we were back, outta SB and on da train to CCK. haha. horrid place la. fulla twisties. grooss. but!!! we had no choice. was bridget jones' diary or nothing at all right? the movie was funny and touching. omans.. youll cry la. so saddd. me and vonne did! hahaa.
im so tired. had a super shit day. literally.
hmm.. surprisingly it ended off quite nicely. heh.
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